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I probably won't get to drive on the moon in my lifetime, but Ayd Mill Road is - I imagine - pretty close! Thank you Saint Paul! What a delight it is to rattle around, in my new moon rover, experiencing a new world: a world where taxpayers pay astronomical taxes and the City ignores their repeated pleas to not just patch these holes but totally resurface the road, calling itself "The most livable city in America." If the City ever gets around to fixing the road, how will I know what a broken bureaucracy feels like on those jolting cheese hole lunar craters reminiscent of a war torn galactic battleground? How will I ever manage? I guess the poor snow plowing practices will suffice. But come on kids, we're driving on the MOON!!! Mommy is going to accidentally kill you or maim some innocent person in a wreck today on Ayd Mill! Yay!!

For those of you with damage to your vehicle, I suggest you file a claim with the City; MN Statute 466.05 allows for civil recovery and the City even has a form available, including for pothole damage, at: https://www.stpaul.gov/DocumentCenter/Government/City%20Clerk/Claims/Claim%20form%202.11.PDF.